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Shit Demotivational Poster

WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: gays shit bricks cosplay otaku
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by tdrd

rerun - July 21, 2010, 7:21 pm

I see it, a tagged poster got through.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:14 pm

holy shit fors...you're brutal...lol. note to self....never never NEVER do a "when you see it" moti...EVER!!!!
forseti - July 21, 2010, 4:25 pm
fat gay in the background? no, i don't shit bricks. two cosplay gays? i don't even smile. two gays kissing? lame... 1 L
JackFace - July 21, 2010, 1:24 am
Two guys making out. There saved everyone

WHEN YOU SEE IT... - you'll shit bricks

TAGS: mind fuck shit bricks see it
Rating: 3.73/5
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:08 pm
As long as you're wearing your scuba gear :-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:05 pm

I hear you, and a better time is had by all.
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:00 pm
Yup, I do not enjoy women sitting on my face, if that position is required I'd rather dive. Can't take the pressure anymore at my advanced age..... ;-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:59 pm

culos - March 7, 2010, 5:54 pm
Are you dissing me??????
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

this is a sclose as he will ever get to having a woman sit on his face....and enjoy it
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:33 pm
Whatevah, can you please get your fat ass off of me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:28 pm
Why was I singing?...I must have been really loaded that day.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:19 pm

we see it, thanks for ruining our fun.
beccaking - March 7, 2010, 5:15 pm
omg people! how can you not see it?!? they're sitting on someone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:56 am
Maria Maria She reminds me of a west side story Growing up in Spanish Harlem She's living the life just like a movie star
RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:53 am
cinderella cinderella..
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:47 pm
Isn't this a complete do over?
Krissie - November 28, 2009, 6:46 pm
Someone is NOT having fun playing peek-a-boo! :P
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
if nobody is holding a camera how did they take the picture Zagato?
Zagato - November 28, 2009, 4:32 pm
or what about the flash in the mirror and nobody holding a camera

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.

TAGS: once you see it you will shit bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't shit bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers Fuck you. You racist asshole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
fucking idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just gay... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?

RELIGION - It all comes back to SHIT

TAGS: shit
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:43 am
Nice ! Except that Atheism, Taoism, and Buddhism aren't religions. They are philosophies and, yes, there is difference.

GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!

TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes shithead
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?

THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...


TAGS: dumb shit
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

dslohand - January 15, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 sparks I'm still laughing I'd be locking that thing up at night. just to remove the temptation from the wife lol
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:04 pm
if it is that bad with AA's what would happen if you wired up a 9volt ?
HGCaboose - March 5, 2010, 4:19 am
Rofl That's great!
palmat - March 5, 2010, 2:00 am
lmao 5 AAA batteries for you.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
And by burn right through, I mean, I'd keep moving the lens and still burn a line clean through.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
Closest I've come to this kind of stupidity was an old game where 2+ people burn each others hands with a magnifyin lens and last to give in wins. I won cause I was the only one who could get a lens to burn right through cardboard
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:37 pm
When I was a kid, we'd play tag with a stun gun. Fun stuff.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:36 pm
Real ones use a wiggy.
Killroykill - March 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
and that's why electricians test wires with the back of their hands
Derek - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm
I'm ashamed of my schadenfreude. 5L
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 5:12 pm
I shocked myself on a bet with one of those small key chain ones, it blew me on my ass
culos - March 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
I physically felt what you went through. 5 Nutless Morons for you!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
I am sitting here, at work, tears rolling down my face. I started coughing from trying not to laugh too loud. I had to close the door to finish reading this! This is now my all time favorite! 10 Tazers for you! *zzap!* Ahhhhhrrrgghhh! Hahahahaha!!
Bovee - March 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
my brother is a marine and they had to pick between getting tazed or shot with a rubber bullet and the first guy picked tazed and for some reason everyone else took the bullet. great story hope you get better. 5 volts.


TAGS: lion animal shit
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.

BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?


TAGS: i shit
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by culos

Me_ - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
A touch screen that you are not supposed to touch or it will break.
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:20 pm
Sadly, I have a feeling someone is going to get one of these and hang it up on the wall, internet running, on Motifake.com, and spamming free "posters". That someone, will be me... If I was not broke.
culos - January 28, 2010, 12:00 pm
Do we really have to hear about your prostate problems again LD?
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 11:58 am
But do they come in larger sizes for those days when my flow is heavy?
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:51 am
You could make calls if you had vonage. i just wanna see you hold that thing up to your ear.
phydeaux - January 28, 2010, 10:47 am
Funny culos, that's the first thing I thought as well, an oversized iPhone that doesn't make calls.
Ed-Hyde - January 28, 2010, 9:28 am
You left out, "Under-Powered".
culos - January 28, 2010, 6:00 am
Thank you Captain Bobvious, I don't know how I could miss that. No go away and buy yourself a sense of humor!
Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:53 am
It's not a phone. It's a netbook with a touch-screen interface.

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it shit bricks shit
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Justin

kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls taper off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest photos I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am
That's because like all the shitbricker mindfuck posters, it is inconsequential bullshit that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm
Someone needs to quit taking photographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm
plz let that be rly good photoshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am
Damn baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't shit bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Saw it. No bricks shat.


TAGS: does bear shit woods
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by prochee

mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's


TAGS: for the love of god please stop that shit
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Hendo - March 13, 2009, 12:24 am
Er...they're on Channel Seven.
Doc - February 14, 2009, 7:04 am
Channel Nine. Dumbed down beyond redemption.

POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.

TAGS: postmodernism bullshit nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".

one upmanship -

TAGS: bird shit like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm

STUPID NAMES - shouldnt be written on a big Sign

FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.

TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm

THIS - is my "Oh shit" face.

TAGS: light yagami oh shit face
Rating: 2.28/5
Guest091 - July 27, 2009, 9:10 am
Wow, I have the same type of expression too when it comes to thinking "Oh shit".

MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right

BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...

ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip

TAGS: cats deal with shit too
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
Oldie and a goodie!
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:05 am
I like it. I can haz +5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:11 am
Usually I hate these...This one gets my 5. Well played Sir.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice! I love when a fodder picture is made into something good. 5L

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.


TAGS: same shit different color
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
As I was sitting in the theater watching Avatar, it suddenly hit me, "This is a sci-fi version of Dances With Wolves"
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
god damn... i hate when this happens. sorry!
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:17 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
ThatGuy - April 3, 2010, 1:51 am
How many times are the mods gonna approve this poster?

TOTAL - Don't talk shit about it.

TAGS: tourette s guy tourettes funny total shit don t dont talk about youtube
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by zeldafreak008

Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 12:01 am
Awww... I heard that =[
Nobody - November 2, 2008, 12:00 am
Not trolling - September 26, 2008, 9:22 pm
Sad thing that he died. I joke not. I miss Tourettes guy as well.
Captain Whitey - June 5, 2008, 4:38 pm
Ah, man, I miss that guy.


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.

SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR - I may have forgot my paddle, but at least I had my map.

TAGS: shit creek survivor paddle map
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Second That.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 12:55 am

Been there.


TAGS: fucking shit up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm

HUNGARY - Shit cars, nice girls. Let's visit us!

TAGS: shit cars nice girls take a visit
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Felder

m KÜ - October 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
this car isn´t shit. good old german car. better then the japan shit from today . . .


TAGS: time street joke murphy law shit happens innocence
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by giulio

BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 6:42 am
Excellent and well deserved giulio! 5 brown Poodles for you my friend. Keep up the great work!

SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks

TAGS: steve irwin australia shit bricks shitting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by aPauling

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:20 pm
If you think this is bad taste, you can go cry about it to your mommy. It's a fucking joke.
Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am
It's real. The photographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy shit!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm
Damn is that real or photoshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am
bad tast man


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


TAGS: i shit
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by culos

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:14 pm
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:46 pm
Nice! 5Ls
phydeaux - January 29, 2010, 8:49 am
I would like to pre-order my 52 inch iMacHD...
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 7:23 am
Next year it will be an iBus

SHIT - It tends to happen when you least expect it!

DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.

TAGS: doctor cthulhu cancer shit healthcare reform
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:18 am
And I thought MY timmy was stupid.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey, here's an idea. F*ck off.
TokinFire - February 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God. Douchebag.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 10:53 pm
I tried to be a doctor once. Then I found out it was more helping people than it was all-you-can-eat buffet soul-wise. Dropped out, majored in Elder God Studies.
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
Dr.Zoidberg I presume.
Reason - February 18, 2010, 7:48 pm
Perfect for an EGD poster. I can't think of an idea though.


GHANDI - Does not approve of this Bullshit

TAGS: ghandi funny bullshit
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jeff X

Johnny - October 21, 2008, 11:24 pm
But his passive aggressive stance will let it happen.

THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'

TAGS: shadow of the colossus bullshit leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am


TAGS: scary shit bricks forest
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by ninja

Jisatsu - June 7, 2009, 12:06 am
OMIGOD! I'd stay in the damn car...
agdaniele - March 26, 2009, 1:07 pm
Really? No, really?
Ozzy Osbourne Fan - March 26, 2009, 12:50 pm
I like it. It's fun to look for stuff on these bricks.
Arrogant Knight - March 26, 2009, 11:40 am
manicbranic..? The hell are you doing? Get back in the car!


ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions

TAGS: obama president taxes bullshit democrats election white funny true look
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:43 am
um, lolman...no. So bite me.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
I care about politics as much as I care about the price of a fucking big mac in Poland. He's standing like the statue, he's Obama... its funny ok? now stfu and gtfo WTFO
HAHA - May 6, 2009, 6:14 pm
No way dumb ass.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
have, just been noticing there seems to be a group on here that gives every politically minded motifake 5 lions, they all end up with 3 or better ratings and most of them are just veiled redneck wisdom
Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Stupidity is not funny and neither is Stupidity is not funny. MotiFake is what you make it. If it's a political soap box you want, a political soap box it shall be. Now go away and find something funny. Better yet...post something funny yourself.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:35 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Person - February 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
Or by Briton of Rose. Douchebag
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:25 pm
blah, blah, blah...BoR.
Briton of Rose - January 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
For further examples of "Arrogance", please see any comments made by WTFO.

THE GOLGOTHAN SHIT DEMON - Don't you just want to give him a hug?

TAGS: shit demon
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by Beol

Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
No, I normally don't hug shit.
Signe - February 12, 2009, 6:31 pm
Wow, that's the nicest photo of Michael Jackson I've seen since... Forever!


MODERN ART - Because who needs talent when you can shit on a canvas

TAGS: art modern shit canvas talent talentless
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 5:42 pm
i'm happy for it to be used, however you might have to check the copyright stuff. the "inside" image i found on the internet, so i'm not sure who actually made it
eabacus - October 16, 2011, 3:52 pm
hi....great image. i do lot of small media collaborations for my own amusement. can i use this picture in a video i am creating? you can check my website that is www.attitudemedia.com to know more about me. thanks, John Groom


TAGS: apathy leopard not caring don t give a shit
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
You first!
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe. But there's surely no muscle needed to die. Just stop your breathing.


SHIT HAPPENS. - When fate plays a little game called "up yours".

TAGS: shit
Rating: 2.56/5
... - March 19, 2009, 10:55 am
this is So true.


I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY!! - But now I can see....your nuts??

TAGS: bat shit crazy true colors
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by MO

BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:08 pm

PARANORMAL PHENOMINA - When shit gets weird, without the aid of hallucinogenic drugs

:P - He is doing it!

TAGS: smiley shit eew
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by SOLIDSNAKE

BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 2:10 pm
What the hell.

HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.


TAGS: mac fail bricks shit
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Russo

tehsupercheez - September 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
the u and the u and y are mixed up omnia.
omnia - September 25, 2009, 1:24 pm
i don't see the fail
alkoholger - September 25, 2009, 11:09 am
i shat them bricks

TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.

SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong

AMERICA HAS TALENT - a lot of it

TAGS: shit
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

pzykosiz - December 17, 2010, 2:21 am
crap. 1L
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 11:49 pm
And, where are you from hon? 1 Lump 'O Crap.


TAGS: shit submission
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"

CARS - You know yours suck when they steal the road, and leave the car

TAGS: shitty cars
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:55 pm
This redefines what it is to be "Awesome". Well played Dr. Rusak. Clearly a Ph. D. in Motifakery.
Derek - January 23, 2010, 9:26 pm
Heheh, illegal to move a clamped car!
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Porsche 944

MIXED MESSAGES - Hmmm, I find myself questioning your gesture

TAGS: shit love
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Neener - October 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
Very nice.. I think. 5 flies.

I'M SORRY - I'm allergic to your bullshit

DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.

TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith shit fail donkey kong supreme shit
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by EleMenTals

aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.


TAGS: frog deep shit pond wildlife
Rating: 1.63/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:19 pm
Actually I usually drink Stella if I have a reason not to drink Jamesons....like when I'm driving or working.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:16 pm
If the Molson bottle fits...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
Holstein!! you racist bastard, Do we all look the same to you?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
It's a thankless, endless job. You'd have a better chance of a "sense of completion: sorting mail for the post office.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
Well faulk yew ya fikkin' gernsy!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Natzi? Eh?.....just thought I'd join Aggy on his quest to rid the internet of spelling errors.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
No, your only up to eight times today. So knock it off.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:58 pm
Sean - July 17, 2009, 8:56 pm
aggy your a natzi!!!! just not sure wot kind ... 'll get back to you on that. k?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:53 pm

Bricks -

TAGS: scared shit
Rating: 1.53/5

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Yonik - December 10, 2008, 12:00 pm
I can't believe someone actually took this picture on purpose. Them idiots!
Devildog - September 19, 2008, 11:40 pm
Your ass hole has a fucked up shape
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 12:26 pm
Too much fiber! "Bricks without straw?"

VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.

TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch


OH SHIT - We're screwed now...

MARINES - You don't get shit on our rifles.

TAGS: marines shit rifle
Rating: 1.65/5

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lorts gay bf - September 23, 2009, 1:00 pm
lort when you going to come over and have fun?
Semper Kill - September 23, 2009, 11:16 am
ha! Lort, you douche. Die in a fire. And look at the sorry cover on that recruit's head. it's all screwed up.
mrbombastic - September 22, 2009, 12:45 pm
To Lort, maybe that's why your country's military is a bunch of pussies and cowards who won't get off their fat asses and actually fix a problem if they see it, so it has to be us to do it,because your troops never got the right training.Go fuck yourself.
Lort - May 26, 2009, 7:52 pm
I'm afraid I've only seen this kind of drill sergeant in the American Armed Forces. Perhaps that's why America sucks such humongous penis.
anti - January 16, 2009, 6:44 pm
theres a good reason my fat ass wont join the military
lol - November 10, 2008, 11:49 pm
but not more killer than your mother,daughter,sister and wife in bed
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 1:20 am
I'm sure all the sodomy is a killer.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:19 am
basic is a bitch

R*E*L*A*T*I*O*N*S*H*I*P*S - Like a lousy meal,if it doesn't sit well, it always ends up in the toilet.

TAGS: hearts dump shit cubby
Rating: 5/5

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guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:17 pm
you forgot never loved

…like he didn’t know which car was his -

TAGS: bstshit lazy
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:54 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 3:54 am
Nice 5L series - lived them all.


TAGS: crazy shit behind cute smile
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:11 pm
Holy 5*it, that's awesome!
the1stCOMMI3 - December 28, 2011, 6:01 pm
when you see it, you'll shi- ...oop, too late
KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:21 pm
Ahahaaha the dog is nice xD
mariand - December 28, 2011, 12:02 pm
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 9:28 am
When I First Looked At The Pic I Did't See The Dog, Your Right Cropping !

VODKA AND LSD COCKTAIL - Has the power to bring LogicDude and Roseanne Barr together in a fleeting night of passion. Though effects are temporary, Reminders are a lifetime.

TAGS: holy shit wtf happened last night
Rating: 4.27/5

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MO - March 26, 2010, 11:09 am
What does a tiger think of when he takes a little tiger snooze?
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:21 am
HAHA! say it ain't so LD, say it ain't so.
CpnKangaroo - January 13, 2010, 10:05 pm
thank you, proud to say this is my second top 5'er
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
lol Brilliant! Five bacon-flavored lions out of five!

HOLY SHIT!!!! - There's an open swing!!!!!!!!!

TAGS: swing star wars holy shit
Rating: 2.25/5

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Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:18 am
You totally ruined a great poster.

GOTTA SHIT? - Thank the bean burritos

TAGS: runner shits
Rating: 1.71/5

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SGT P - October 19, 2008, 3:24 pm
Someone get this poor guy a hose! Eew!
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:00 pm
DEDICATION: Women love winners, to an extent.

COMPETITIVE EDGE - Take it where you can.

TAGS: moses talkin shit
Rating: 4.56/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:59 pm
Gotta fav this one!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:17 pm
Welp, I found my new wallpaper. XD 5 pissed off old guys!



TAGS: what cows bullshit
Rating: 3.36/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 2:13 pm
It's the Moooooooooooooooooooo family reunion. Should've been called "Guess Whoooooooo?"
pro - December 19, 2008, 8:06 pm
There's no such word as "tomatoe".
Culos - December 19, 2008, 3:46 pm
tomato/tomatoe smell and effect are the same
pro - December 19, 2008, 3:43 pm
Except those are cows.
Cubbybear - December 19, 2008, 11:31 am
Ron- this is classic


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that shit
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!

SHIT!!! - SHIT!!! i left my wallet in there!!!

GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.

POLLEN - When you'll see it, you will sneeze bricks

SHIT BRIX - Chuck Norris doesn't shit brix when he sees it, the brix shit themselves when they see Chuck Norris

ONLY - for that girl in my dreams

PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!

TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off shit twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vibrator it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)

JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!

TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm

OH SHIT - After a lifetime of whaling Walt should have known better than to become a fisherman in his retirement.

TAGS: shit
Rating: 4.06/5

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NINJA BRICK - You won't see it but you WILL shit bricks

TAGS: shit bricks ninja
Rating: 3.3/5

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Whoreadsnames - September 20, 2009, 7:39 am
They took black belts to the next level. God help us.


TAGS: coward chicken shithead
Rating: 3/5

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... - August 31, 2009, 11:52 pm
way to go Ron, you telling Shithead his lack in manhood!
Woodywood03a - August 31, 2009, 11:38 pm
What are you saying Ron??

FREE MARKET ECONOMICS - Bitching about bird shit is fine, but at the end of the day all you'll have done is acquire a need for a shower. And throat lozenges.

IPOOP - The brand new Apple device...

TONANTE - More than a guitar, a conquest.

THE BIBLE - Promoting self-contradictoin, injustice, cruelty, intolerance, death and discrimination since 2000 B.C.!

TAGS: bible bullshit wrong atheist agnostic christian
Rating: 2.31/5

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lostTheGame - July 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Bible was actually written in the 300's C.E.
Firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:10 pm
Simple: religion sucks and has far too much blood on it's hands. Ever heard of a blood soaked, bigoted atheist crusade? Nope, thought not.
Ironhand - June 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
An interesting work of fiction. But like the others, just another book that should have started. Once upon a time, in the land of make believe.
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
censored and edited metaphores read as litteral fact... and jesus goes facepalm
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:22 am
WOW!..wut bible u reading drake,share that shit.
Meh - November 14, 2008, 7:23 am
Editing is not the same as authoring. Come on have some guts and read it for yourself. Only then comment on it. It is actually a good read, some parts are boring others are very exciting.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:27 am
by papal decree "some" years after JC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_bible
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:26 am
The bible is an anthology... a selection of stories, verses, advise on life (eg love thy neigbors wife),... collected into the old and the new testament. Some parts predate JC, others came later. But the collection has been re-edited by papal decree "some
Kung-Fu Devil - October 5, 2008, 11:37 pm
It was wrote about 30 years after he died, I believe.
Charles - October 5, 2008, 11:29 pm
I thought the bible was initially written much much later than that. Like, say, AFTER the supposed birth of Christ. Or was that just the New Testament?


BULLSHIT IN A BAG - Seals BS in, so everyone doesn't have to listen to it outloud!


TAGS: millionaires crunk shit
Rating: 2.11/5

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fangzfofingaz - February 14, 2010, 7:19 am
Because there's soft metals in peoples foods. How the fuck do you expect their kids to turn out?
Derek - February 14, 2010, 2:53 am
Because a lot of people are quite simple. Sex, money, alcohol... heck, a lot of the people on _this_ site probably listen to it.

DON'T CRY NOW SAKURA - the worst of what is happen to Sasuke is over, now... they are just slap the shit out of him.

TAGS: cry sakura sasuke naruto lol slap the shit out of him
Rating: 2.06/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
Also make rape on English the language they do.



TAGS: argue debate shit oneself rerun
Rating: 4.2/5

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ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 3:22 am

WAY TILL YOU SEE - the primo parking spot I got today

TAGS: shit
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 6:18 pm
Moscovian tabular icebergs. Sensible pedestrians walk on the road.
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 5:09 pm
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 5:08 pm
I could just see how the insurance call would play out. "Your SUV was crushed by snow? So falling water? I'm sorry, we your not covered under damage from rain."


TAGS: shite
Rating: 3.75/5

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WHEN YOU'LL SHIT IT - You will see bricks. No, wait...

TAGS: shit bricks mindfuck
Rating: 3.54/5

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ukymik3 - January 21, 2012, 10:07 pm
lol, no they didnt, you should see whoever took the pic in the mirror, there is noone. how was the picture taken ?
Hoof - October 15, 2009, 3:56 am
Its a brick shithouse!!
Tallow - May 27, 2009, 9:26 am
Is there a door on this toilet?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:17 am
Best Motifake I saw today. 5 Lions.
MissFetching. - April 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
LOVE it. 5 lions.
WeirdSmells - November 8, 2008, 3:25 pm
I like it.
Hater! - September 8, 2008, 4:19 pm
You Prove my point aPauling!
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 4:14 pm
I liked it. It's a refreshing twist the shitting bricks twist.
Hater! - September 8, 2008, 3:11 pm
Wow, in the great words of another million motifakes out there, YOU EPIC FAILED!


TAGS: joke bush shit head obama president
Rating: 3.15/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:35 pm
resolved NOT to vote for Obama in the next election.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:34 pm
OMG dude, you totally rock at political comments 'n such, but that's why we have PolitiFake. This poster and those other commetns preceeded that fine establishment. And if it's any consolation to you, after reading your timely remark, I have ...
qornothing59 - April 22, 2011, 7:33 pm
No, they are laughing at all of the stupid people that voted for them.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:58 am
Michelle is smiling because she and W did it in the coat room earlier! SHE knows the greatest joke - and it is on the rest of the folks next to her!!!
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
HAHAHAHA I really did dupe you all.
Toussaint - February 2, 2009, 3:53 pm
You're correct. The idiot US citizen who voted for him should know what obama has done. So much for change and non-Washington insiders
RON - February 2, 2009, 3:12 pm
test...1...2...3... sorry...have to do to see if up and running.
RON - January 22, 2009, 6:36 pm
Com on...we,ll all miss him...so much material in humor that he is made of...
Anonymous - January 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Really? I thought the joke was that "Change You Can Believe In" meant a third Clinton presidency. Seriously, most of his appointments are Clinton retreads.