Shit Demotivational Poster
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You'll shit bricks.
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - you'll shit bricks
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.
GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
POCKET TASER -
OH SHIT -
I-PAD - APPLE FAIL -
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.
APPARENTLY - It does
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... - PLEASE STOP THAT SHIT!
POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.
one upmanship -
STUPID NAMES - shouldnt be written on a big Sign
FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.
MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right
RELIGION - It all comes back to SHIT
BULLSHIT - It would appear that I have reached my limit...
FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.
PLAGIARISM - Now In 3D!
TOTAL - Don't talk shit about it.
NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -
SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR - I may have forgot my paddle, but at least I had my map.
.03 SECONDS -
HUNGARY - Shit cars, nice girls. Let's visit us!
SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip
EVOLUTION THEORY ACCORDING TO APPLE -
SHIT - It tends to happen when you least expect it!
GHANDI - Does not approve of this Bullshit
SUBLIMINAL FOREST -
ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions
THE GOLGOTHAN SHIT DEMON - Don't you just want to give him a hug?
APATHY - I JUST DON'T CARE -
THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'
ROLLING ROCK BEER -
SHIT HAPPENS. - When fate plays a little game called "up yours".
DIET WATER -
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY!! - But now I can see....your nuts??
PARANORMAL PHENOMINA - When shit gets weird, without the aid of hallucinogenic drugs
:P - He is doing it!
HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.
TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.
SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong
AMERICA HAS TALENT - a lot of it
LAST SUBMISSION -
CARS - You know yours suck when they steal the road, and leave the car
MIXED MESSAGES - Hmmm, I find myself questioning your gesture
I'M SORRY - I'm allergic to your bullshit
DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.
YOU THINK YOUR IN DEEP SHIT? -
VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.
IN READINESS FOR NEXT SEASON - PORTSMOUTH FC UNVEIL THEIR NEW ALL SEATER STADIUM!!
OH SHIT - We're screwed now...
MARINES - You don't get shit on our rifles.
R*E*L*A*T*I*O*N*S*H*I*P*S - Like a lousy meal,if it doesn't sit well, it always ends up in the toilet.
…like he didn’t know which car was his -
INTERNET DATING TIPS #2 -
VODKA AND LSD COCKTAIL - Has the power to bring LogicDude and Roseanne Barr together in a fleeting night of passion. Though effects are temporary, Reminders are a lifetime.
HOLY SHIT!!!! - There's an open swing!!!!!!!!!
COMPETITIVE EDGE - Take it where you can.
GUESS WHAT -
OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -
DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.
SHIT!!! - SHIT!!! i left my wallet in there!!!
GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.
POLLEN - When you'll see it, you will sneeze bricks
SHIT BRIX - Chuck Norris doesn't shit brix when he sees it, the brix shit themselves when they see Chuck Norris
ONLY - for that girl in my dreams
PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!
JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!
OH SHIT - After a lifetime of whaling Walt should have known better than to become a fisherman in his retirement.
NINJA BRICK - You won't see it but you WILL shit bricks
FREE MARKET ECONOMICS - Bitching about bird shit is fine, but at the end of the day all you'll have done is acquire a need for a shower. And throat lozenges.
IPOOP - The brand new Apple device...
TONANTE - More than a guitar, a conquest.
JOBS - SO WE WONT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER MONEY
THE BIBLE - Promoting self-contradictoin, injustice, cruelty, intolerance, death and discrimination since 2000 B.C.!
BULLSHIT IN A BAG - Seals BS in, so everyone doesn't have to listen to it outloud!
DON'T CRY NOW SAKURA - the worst of what is happen to Sasuke is over, now... they are just slap the shit out of him.
POLITICALLY CORRECT - at its finest
WAY TILL YOU SEE - the primo parking spot I got today
CONSTIPATION, IT'S A BITCH! -
WHEN YOU'LL SHIT IT - You will see bricks. No, wait...
GREATEST JOKE EVER! -
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You'll not only shit bricks, you'll yak all over your shoes
YOUR DADDY - who is he and what does he do?
SHITY HAIRCUTS... - ...suck but this one's awesome!
OH SHI- - Someone divided by zero!
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